So, you want to be a badass?  Everyone wants to be a badass, at least every man wants to be a badass sometimes.  Some men become badass over time, through experience; some work at it, until they have perfected it.  A badass is more then just a mean attitude, a cold gaze, and a slick style; it’s a lifestyle.   Why would anyone want to be a badass? Well, if you love chicks, party’s, and booze — then you either are a badass or really want to be one.

Now, the real question we have to address is what makes someone a badass? Below is a list of things that apply to some, however when put all together it makes one mean badass.

1. A badass never asks permission.
2. A badass knows his whiskey and scotch.
3. A badass knows the difference between cool and arrogant.
4. A badass knows to walk away when its time to walk away.
5. A badass moves, he doesn’t dance (unless “dance” means a fist-fight).
6. A badass shows respect to those he respects.
7. A badass never gossips.
8. A badass knows how to play the guitar.
9. A badass knows his cars.
10. A badass never walks, he swaggers.
11. A badass lets go when its time to let go.
12. A badass never forgets those who wronged him.
13. A badass knows patience.
14. A badass doesn’t care what people think.
15. A badass keeps his word.
16. A badass knows what fight is worth it.
17. A badass shuts the door when the door should be shut.
18. A badass kicks open doors when they’re closed .
19. A badass breaks rules he doesn’t like.
20. A badass says it like it is.
21. A badass fears no one.
22. A badass never reveals too much.
23. A badass knows when he’s lost, and therefore he’s won.
24. A badass never stays too long.
25. A badass knows how to listen.
26. A badass can say more with his stare then with his words.
27. A badass doesn’t tolerate disrespect.
28. A badass takes care of his friends.
29. A badass knows the art of pulling off a suit, a tuxedo shirt, sunglasses indoors, leather jackets, and trenchcoats.
30. A badass knows a thing or two about politics, and stays out.
31. A badass knows women, and respects them.
32. A badass stands up for weaker ones.
33. A badass leaves when its lame.
34. A badass knows the world is cruel and unfair.
35. A badass questions everything and everyone.
36. A badass knows how to cook a mean steak.
37. A badass survives.
38. A badass seeks adventure.
39. A badass takes whats his.
40. A badass never shows regret.
41. A badass drinks when he wants to.
42. A badass quits when he wants to.
43. A badass lives, everyone else dies.
44. A badass worships no one, but the god of the road.
45. A badass knows what he’s dealt and accepts it.
46. A badass cares for few.
47. A badass doesn’t show fear.
48. A badass learns from his mistakes.
49. A badass doesn’t have to explain anything to anyone.
50. A badass kicks as, always.